May 18, 2017
Houston Astros -1.5 +125 Won 4 -1
The visiting Cleveland Indians (21-21) are 2-6 in their last eight road games, 1-4 in their last five road games against teams with winning records and 2-7 in their last nine road games against teams with winning home records. Their SP RH Mile Clevinger has been outstanding in 2018 (3-0, 2.87 ERA), but Captain Hook Francona will pull him (for basically no good reason) and use a stiff from the BP (most of these stiffs have an ERA around 6.00 and the road ERA is not much better at 4.98) and THAT is a key to the wager.
The Astros (28-17) are 4-1 in their last five, 31-13 in their last 44 home games and 8-3 in RH SP Charlie Morton’s last 11 home starts. Morton has allowed two or fewer runs in six of his eight starts this season. Houston also has a huge edge when it comes to the BP (2.94 ERA) and so far in 2018 are better than the Rudderless-Big Swinging-Play Only For The Big Inning Indians in every department. That is also why we do not mind laying the 1.5 runs on the Astros.
.......... muses about ballgames and life in Las Vegas - particularly the long hours spent in the casino sports book surrounded by sexy cocktail waitresses, degenerate horse players, the Whale Mans entourage ....and the sheer terror of having Under 7 with 5 runs already on the board by the fourth inning".